What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:12
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Have you been arrested or investigated?
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.